“Well look at it this way, under your own rules, you’ve now killed two people.”

Yeah but it’ll come for them. The CEO makes a lot of money and is often times just a decision maker and spokesman. Both things that the “bros” are saying will be able to be done via AI, soon enough.

That’s what I don’t get, if this stuff is supposed to be saving money for the shareholders, surely the CEO sees the writing on the wall.

I honestly can’t think of anything better than being in a room with 100 Boxer dogs.

At the end, the sofa and blanket would have to be huge to fit us all on it, though.

Sounds like Valve should set up a payment processing system.

Ours could differentiate the crinkle of something containing cheese compared to any other crinkle coming from the kitchen, and would trot around the corner like she expected to see everyone in there shovelling cheese into their face and she was free to take part, when that would only actually happen about 25% of the time.

As a sub-par professional electrician, i have definitely felt electricity.

I enjoy watching videos of Nancy maced

Except this one was just stopping off between shifts crawling about under the loom.

This feels like a post from 2019.

Off his fucking tits on copium.

The might as well take English. They just sound drunk when they speak their own language.

(To Germans…apparently)

Oh man, how good would it have been if Lex Luthor was the one claiming he was fighting for truth, justice and the American way in the latest film.

(Apologies if he does, I’ve not seen it yet, just the outraged responses.)

Is that a number 7?

So 211 of them all admit it exists, at least. Good first thing to pin to them, and ask why their lord and savior thinks it doesn’t exist.

“Do we think its part of his mental decline or his unwillingness to have his name read out?”

Also, just to edit myself and add a little something:

“If you feed a terrorist or fund a terrorist, you’re a terrorist.” - your enigmatic W. Bush.

A little WW1 Tommy on the piss.

Excuse my life, but what the fuck is a Catholic hospital?

“Welcome good sirs to my church of the Bristol Stool Chart!”

Speaking as a brit: As much as we’d love to have a less awkward existence with the country of Ireland, I feel compelled to state that Aisling Bea is from Kildare. Very much neither Great Britain nor Northern Ireland

Why would the person that goes through the bins go to the front of the shop to look at a piece of paper on the glass. Surely you’d post this on the bin that night?

Feels like I could write a hand written receipt from oxfam, thanking me for the 8 figure donation, and put it on my tinder profile.

He’s the future highest profile instance of jury nulification.