WaWa gave me a free sample of a slice of pickle ranch pizza. I came back hours later and bought a whole box and they were like, “we got you, huh?”

Hey I wasn’t unable to finish my thesis, I hadn’t even really started!

Last month. I’d tried watching them many times before and always fell asleep, but this time I was engaged the whole time.

I was very happy to learn that some grocery stores and big box stores sell them (at least in the US)! I was on a trip to Salem, OR and was having a miserable time reverting to toilet paper until I grabbed one of those travel bidets at Lowe’s.

You’re telling me this snake is eating a person questioning their gender? Wtf why are they taking photos instead of helping?

What does the wizard mean you people 🤔

When I was a small child I got this little air powered toy car for Christmas. I played with it for like an hour before thinking “I wonder how this works - if I cut this tube will it stop working?”

So anyways I cut the tube and it stopped working, and I ran to my dad crying and said I cut it while opening the package.

As a Californian I can say our state has the will and the means to resist the worst of what’s happening. Arguably this puts a target on our back, but of anywhere in the country I feel safest here.

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think basketballs fit in those /s.

I have to avoid certain supermarkets because they only sell pre-moldy strawbs.

Some kind of Abyssal demon?

Is there a solution to this? It’s been bothering me more recently since my wife bought me a nice pillow

90% live in CA, TX, and NYC! Sounds right to me I can’t think of a single other large metro area or anything like that.

Funnily enough my fabric softener is transparent and my dishwasher detergent is fully opaque.

I buy myself time by saying “what’s the word for…” and by the time I’ve said that, or perhaps because I primed my brain for it, I immediately remember, and finish by asking what the word for the word I’m thinking of is, which ends up confusing more people than if I hadn’t tried to remember the word at all.

Here’s some context: https://www.tumblr.com/orcboxer/745857099387584512/have-you-seen-the-new-show-its-on-tubu-its

Deviled Eggs are a popular party food item made by hard boiling an egg, removing the yolk, then mixing the yolk with other ingredients like mayonnaise and mustard, and then putting this filling back in the hard boiled egg white.

The survey they cite has Bernie at 12%, so I’m not sure what method they did to allow for more than 100% - maybe you could choose more than one answer?

Yeah I work in medical fraud detection, and I think it’s wild that if you only steal a few hundred thousand you buy a car and then get caught and sent to jail, but if you steal orders of magnitude more you get to be governor and then senator of Florida.

The day I turned 29 all of my joints started hurting forever.