Holy hell that’s some glass-quarter-full shit

Because the earth is moving very fast sideways compared to the sun (orbiting) so anything we launch has the same has the same velocity and would probably end up orbiting the sun too

Obligatory “it’s easier to fire something out of the solar system than into the sun” comment

Get out

Makes one susceptible to pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Pokemon was after my time and all D:

You bastard

hummingbirds never stop flapping their wings or they die

Same with sharks

shitfuck

Reported for language

My personal pet idea

Heh

Wdym? They were both the hot one

Anger’s the only passion they get to experience

I thought it was lipstick for a second

They’re the hexagreatest!

the Cracker also came from Europe

All 197 million of them

Pervert checking in

Brilliant! Thank you

Sounds like you’re somewhat ace

Tbh you don’t need to be either an addict nor broke to be excited about the prospect of a free brick of cocaine