I got about 50000k but I’m in local politics

That’s not a good reason our buttholes can’t aspire

If this said not significantly different from a good teacher and I taught statistics again

I hear babies are too chewy

“No”

The last few memes have been bullshit about the kind of day I’ve been having to spend around my mother in law and thank you y’all for helping

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I jaywalk a lot, but they decriminalized it lately

Okay

They can

No it’s not. It’s a bum dryer.

Campbell says fuck you big boy

It isn’t?

Was? It gets better ping than my current setup

I too can only survive on 40 large a month. Courts you hear me? This I declare. Give me 40 large.

Yet

But look at that! He’s got yuuuuge… tracts of driving ranges.

80

I like mine low and slow

What weighs more, 5 Arby’s beef and cheddar or 5 pounds of Tungsten? The 5 Arby’s beef and cheddar, because you also gotta carry the weight of what you did to those Arby’s workers