Holy shit lookit his little hands lmao
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Gerblat@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Democrats invoke rare Senate rule to force release of Epstein documents16·5 days agoThey’re saying that the Biden administration didn’t want to release the info and stir the pot. They were afraid that the
fascistsrepublicans would do something shitty in retaliation.Which of course, the GOP was always gonna do anyway, because they have always tried to get away with whatever they could. So now we get the fallout without the payoff of actually getting the files released
Gerblat@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans OrderEnglish6·12 days agoNo problem haha.
Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills
Gerblat@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans OrderEnglish22·12 days agoBoot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
Man, when I was a kid I had dreams where I could jump over houses and sometimes fly, but I haven’t had dreams like that in like 25 years 😞
Gerblat@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Trump slams his own supporters as 'weaklings' for falling for what he now calls the Epstein 'hoax'6·19 days agoWuhtwudge yew dew
if yewwer asttuh givupyer life ferfreedum
There is a world of difference between evil people doing violence to innocent people who just want to live their lives, and doing violence to those evil people in order to protect the innocent
Gerblat@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Completely Loses It on ‘Stupid AOC’ Over Call for His Impeachment in Wild, Marathon Rant7·1 month agoEmphasis on ‘shit’ and ‘bed’
Gerblat@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Al Green introduces article of impeachment against Trump7·1 month agoI appreciate you. I myself struggle with that so often nowadays, exhausted with the world and just wanting to be cynical. But the other commenter is right, that just furthers the fascists’ fuckery, and it’s important that we remain positive and don’t give in to despair
Gerblat@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Donald Trump Nobel Peace Prize nomination withdrawnEnglish2·1 month agoLike Gretzky in fantasy hockey
Gerblat@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Pussy Riot’s founder built a ‘police state’ in an LA art gallery. Then the national guard arrivedEnglish231·2 months agoThere’s a difference between engagement and just acting like a dick. The way you worded your question was definitely in dick territory
I am watching you through a camera
“You can excuse paedophilia?”
Gerblat@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Front Brake Lights Could Drastically Diminish Road Accident RatesEnglish44·2 months agoHeads up, it’s actually keyboard and chair, not keyboard and computer
Gerblat@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•MIT bans class president from graduation commencement after pro-Palestinian speech2·2 months agoTwo in the heart, one in the mind
The pink car isn’t yielding at all, it’s in motion
Gerblat@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Israeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partyEnglish16·3 months agoshakes you vigorously
“Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”
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