This post make me wish I could upvote more than once

Some of the ideas (“psychohistory”) are borrowed from Isaac Asimov’s Foundation novels. Mostly on point at first glance, but I might change my mind after watching everything.

This makes my admiration for Clark Kent grow even more

Mitch McConnell

Don’t forget the libs in /var and /usr

“Chickenius” (pollus?) Is the new “John”

“His name was Remo…”

Cameroon literally does this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Biya

Searchlores.org

Bite a hole in the bottom, squeeze it like an orange and suck out the juice through the hole

Brian Bolland FTW

Wait till you find out they can sing…

Is this the plot of Primal?

And yet, your sentence ends with…

By the Presidents of the United States, no less.

If the size and low power consumption of the Pi are what appeal to you, you can try a getting a used thin client. Lots of suggestions and specs here: http://parkytowers.me.uk/

The Coelacanth Sighs by George Hrab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdyvnQk5IUc

No smoke monsters? Meh.