🤷‍♂️ Sorry

😦

And gettin’ flogged for the pain~

Damn it seven, you’re making the Vulcan stare at your bazongas. That doesn’t belong on the bridge.

Depends? The stock photo format is “you don’t surf”, but the style of joke is some kind of trope I don’t remember off the top of my head.

And found wanting

For those who are lucky enough to be unaware, Baalbuddy is the [hentai] artist who drew this. If you like fantasy-trope porn… have fun with that I guess.

Hmm, now why would I know this artist 🤔🤔🤔

Actually, yes, for good reason god dammit. Venus is terrifying. The acid-rain, steel-crushing atmosphere, volcanic climate, weird fuckin’ backwards-spin of it’s rotation? Shit ain’t natural, each day I wake up expecting scientists to find the mustache it’s been twirling

This feels like a glimpse into my subconscious at 2am

Edit: so does this https://youtu.be/V6HmBbp-OY4