“It’s the best game you’re not playing.”

If I break my phone, will it kill her? Because I had a little accident just now…

Well I have never had a girlfriend before. And I would really like to have one. So, how about that?

No, I’m pretty racist and needed to read this. /s

I dunno, how do we know you didn’t just bought it from the store?

Yay!

-20

They hated them because they told the truth.

Wise guy, eh? First I’d do it in 8 steps and then be done with it.

I’m sorry but this is way too complicated for what it is. I don’t care about logistics, this is a thing that should be able to be done in 8 steps instead of 18.

Be serious, guys.

I know she is right, but still I can’t help but think of this face while reading it.

Now hold on there pal, she isn’t playing around alright. She’s a real go getter badass.

You know what Pac stands for? PAC. Program and Control. He’s Program and Control Man. The whole thing’s a metaphor. All he can do is consume. He’s pursued by demons that are probably just in his own head. And even if he does manage to escape by slipping out one side of the maze, what happens? He comes right back in the other side. People think it’s a happy game. It’s not a happy game. It’s a fucking nightmare world. And the worst thing is? It’s real and we live in it.

Me who hasn’t eaten any McDonalds for decades purely because it’s unhealthy.

Yeah, doing my part and all that…

I want this on my gravestone.

IKR, that’s like the ultimate reddit opinion to have. 😂

How does someone going against the popular opinion not add to the conversation??

I think you’re asking for the moon here, pal.

Bland from the outside, favourable on the inside?

The T stands for Tony.