We all saw him at the “all you can eat” seafood restaurant 🤣

Why don’t you get something to eat from our food truck woosh

Yup!

It’s by weight

Hey I’m no sailor!

Kitty kisses!! I always get a stiff paw to the jaw when I go in to steal some…

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2013/06/11/190707171/go-easy-on-the-soy-sauce-bro-it-could-kill-you

5

Stop, stop he’s already dead

This is one of my favorite episodes ever, so many good lines!!

“We don’t want them here anyway” - some MAGA idiot, presumably

The hardest part about returns is driving to the local library to print out the return label for 25 cents.

Much less trouble than owning a printer!!

But, but… We were made in God’s image, from 2 people, 6000 years ago…

Can I self medicate with alcohol and weed instead?

Why not both?

Dang! Looks like the person recording quickly decided they should stop hanging out on their balcony…

Hamburger Helper, cheeseburger macaroni. When hungover…

Pass