If only there were a device to keep you in your seat when something like this happens

Uh, what?

Nice! I have firstname@lastname.us.

Which is why we need a Democrat socialist party. Unfortunately, voters are incapable of voting for anything other than red or blue.

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Go over it with a dry erase marker, then wipe it off

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