It was raw. My grandpa loved it though.

That’s fucking brilliant

What happened yesterday?

Same, brother… same

Minke whale. I’ve had hákarl and I prefer that over minke whale.

I wouldn’t want to think of my mother when I look at my fleshlight

Have you tried turning it off and in again?

As far as reasons for delays go, that’s a pretty good one.

I have nothing to hide and nothing I want to show

oof

The chainsaw was first used to saw bone, not trees. This was before anesthesia.

Personally, when their actions start harming others.

Your mom is in a cat cult?

How many minutes in a leap year?

Shaq’s parents are a man and a woman so logically he’d be half man and half woman

I’ve never heard anyone use the term “consumable item” outside of games.

Footy?

Back in 2017 there was a guy in my town who would constantly wear a maga hat and sing praises about trump. We’re not in America, we’re in Iceland. He was not American and had no ties there. I no longer work at a place where I have to interact with him.

Everyone knows that there were only Christians in America before Obama /s