I like the implication that anaconda was not a real word beforehand.

Traditionally the “Third Way/Position” is fascism. So, ultimately, kinda, but with race science.

The trick is not falling for the lie that social democracy is meeting socialism in the middle.

Social Democracy is just liberalism with enlightened self interest. Is it better than other capitalists models?

Sure. That doesn’t make it the end goal.

Eye shadow makes you more attractive, it’s just a fact.

Yeah that’s just what Adderall feels like

Office jobs are the easiest jobs I’ve ever had. The more I make, the less work I actually have to do.

Weird how the heirarchy works.

What makes you think it isn’t? It’s not English speakers that care about Spanish conjugation.

Bruh they’re trolling

Specist

Normally I’d take this chance to complain about liberals not being able to define liberal, but it’s more than a fair point these days that “conservatives” aren’t liberals anymore. They should be, to be “conservative” about the society they grew up in.

The modern American conservative now:

Hates liberals

Especially hates socialists

Rejects the idea of human rights

Rejects democracy

Wants a single, possibly hereditary leader both above the law and above criticism

Wants to reestablish colonialism/strong imperialism

Wants an ethno state or theocracy

Is wildly nationalist and xenophobic

Anyone want to pipe in with what that actually makes them?

That simply isn’t true unless your definition of “socialism” is an alliance of segregation era American liberals, the British Empire, the Chinese Kuomintang warlords, and Stalinists, in which case

Uh, okay bro.

Now if you want to say “socialism removes the pressures that create support for fascism instead of creating them like in capitalism,” sure, okay.

Yeah, I’m a leftist, I just think landlords have their place, billionaires are job creators, and if we disrupt the status quo too much the global south might stop giving us resources for nothing- A Great Mind

Just a coincidence they spontaneously parrot all of Putin’s talking points?

Nah, I’m not saying they’re all Russian, but they’re clearly compromised somewhere. A lot of somewheres.

Bold of you to assume Lemmygrad isn’t already Russian

Uh huh.

Which are, in your top level comment?

Oh, what are your problems with the methodology of the study?

I think it’d be clever to use the calendar animals on rotation but that just leads to a bunch of Rat papers one year and Turtles in another.

Where are the domlemmys?