Dr. Doggo

Cream bodysuit. Those tits may be fake but they’ll still fuck.

2. Blue eyes and the biggest boobs.

I guess Great Value Olivia Munn at 3

Subject. Those doe eyes 😍

Redhead in the back. Best tits and my preferred hair color.

Redhead in the center, though they’re all pretty well identical in the dark

Redhead in the center.

Blue lips and big tits at 12 o’clock

Probably Asa. I used to enjoy her podcast

Redhead with the big tits. I think this is the easiest one I’ve seen.

Gimmie the brunette on the left. I like her vibes.

I wanna say Eva Elfie but I have such a soft spot for Melody Marks from her work with Mind Under Master 😭

Left is the best lay, middle is gonna give head anytime you ask, and right takes it up the butt.

Choose your fighter gentleman.

I’m going left.

I’ll take the Brunette.

Redhead with the fat tits, top center. The spoils of war.

These are some absolutely normal butts 😂 and I kinda dig it. that said they’re all pretty evenly matched. I’m gonna go far Right. The thickness of her band line makes me think she’s got at least C cups up top

Left I guess. All are cute, right has the hottest suit but Left has arguably the better ass even though it’s not being accentuated.

Out of this roster I’ll take Iyo but I’m usually a Naya Jax or Isla Dawn guy…with a soft spot for Jade Cargill

As someone who had a major crush on his English teacher senior year, and his English professor in college, do you think English teachers are just naturally hotter? Or is it the romance of discussing prose and poetry that makes you so irresistible?

I think a lot of people dislike her for the same reason I don’t like Kate Upton.

She feels like she was designed in a lab to be what she is.

She doesn’t feel real. She feels manufactured.

And that’s not to call her fake. If anything I’d say it’s calling her too perfect.