The Omen.

‘It’s all for you, Damien.’

Susie Willies. I bet she does.

Whatever his level of medication is, it is incorrect.

We call that a bodge.

How does she deal with stairs? What about a footstool? Two on, two off? Can she gallop? What would her drum kit be like? How would she fare in mma? What is this AI image shit?

So many questions.

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I can confirm I can do the other things but can’t do some form of coding or at least navigate a directory through the command line.

Strangely in work I’m the ‘computer guy’ as I can navigate Microsoft office.

Um…yes, largely. That’s how the dynamic works.

Daft Punk.

Why would you leave the handles on there? The whole thing was wild, but a bit better planning and some big cushions and it would work.

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If you listen to them they’ll cement that status.

Projection. Always projection.

Close enough?

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In addition to my 35 days holiday

One of the perks of my job is that we have 50 hours a year in addition to our holidays that we can cash in whenever we need them.

Everyone takes them, but my boss uses a handful each year, stays late every night, only uses half his holidays and loses the rest. I’ll never understand it.

I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

Most employers in my experience want the detail of what you were doing. They don’t like 2 year blanks.

Having multiple jobs in a few years doesn’t show you are unreliable at all. There could be a number of reasons (short contracts, change of ownership, company closing, moving house, having kids, conditions changing) that forced your move.

I’ve got jobs in the past because my CV showed I was able and willing to take jobs when opportunities came my way.

Water in a cup in the microwave can become superheated and explode everywhere. You should have a wooden stick or spoon in the cup to negate this. It’s also slower and doesn’t heat the water as well.