I’m also a middle aged man with kids and responsibilities. Sometimes I want to watch Anime and I have to fold Laundry or cook dinner at the same time.

In an average day if I’m really lucky I can maybe find a whole hour to sit and WATCH something.

Yeah thats my job. If you have an incident and we check your vehicle logs and you arent taking your breaks its an automatic write up. Because nationally its been proven that drivers who DO take their breaks have less incidents.

Your life, your body, your choice and all.

But if you dont have a legit medical reason that having children would be ill advised I wouldnt do it. I never wanted kids, I hated kids. But people change, had one at 35 and another on the way at 40…

21yo me absolutely should not have had kids, I would have been a fucking terrible parent and I’m glad i didnt.

Thank you, thats exactly what I was going for.

I bet he jizzes fish tank gravel.

I really want a remake of Teknoman.

Yep which is why you involve serious investigative journalists (what few are left). Not as good as going through a lawyer but they do have a tendency to protect their sources.

A part of my job is to call people whose addresses arent correct before dispatching deliveries or when the drivers arrive onsite and its not the right place.

If you’re going to screen calls like this check your messages or make the choice not to scream at people when your shit gets sent back to the manufacturer and you get billed for the attempted delivery anyway.

I mean how anonymous you need to be depends entirely on how legal the method you found the data is.

IMO the thing to do hypothetically is email and CC the news desks of the most legitimate newspapers you can think of with a link to the data.

They will all run the story because if one of them will and the rest dont want to miss the train and they will all reach out to the company asking for comment after they document and verify that the data was publicly available.

If you’re over 40 how many times did you get laid because “One thing led to another”? Like you ever chill and vibe so hard with someone you feel the need to fuck about it?

In the tail end of my singleness I found that I was able to have more and better conversations with women online or via txt/dm because we could share things and experiences without being in the same room… But we werent in the same room, to shoot your shot you had to arrange something, give them a chance to overthink it, give yourself a chance to overthink it, sort out the scheduling issues, work out transport and then hopefully when you get into the same room still have the same magic going on.

When we were bored we hung out to not be bored, sometimes that led to fucking.

Honestly, They shot for the stars and only made it to Jupiter… it was still a FUCKING GREAT game, just less than was promised.

Im just smart enough to realise how fucking dumb I am.

I got my job because I needed it, I still need it but after 13 years I’m very good at it. I go to work, do something I’m very good at, with people that I mostly like and some of whom I’m great friends with and then I go home.

I kind of feel for Linus. He is clearly NOT the guy to be in charge of a media company that recieved a 100 million dollar buyout offer and in charge of 50+ people. I genuinely believe he has good intentions and isnt trying to do anything evil or anti consumer.

Doesnt mean his fuckups dont have real world impacts for others though. Hiring a CEO to run the “business” for him was absolutely the smartest thing he has done in a long time.

Can I take the job for a while and be comically inept and borderline corrupt like Colonel Klink in Hogans Heroes?

“WERE PAYING YOU OVER $300,000 A YEAR AND YOU HAVE HAD 50% ESCAPES!?!”

“Yeah… its the damnedest thing…”

Use an impact driver. Find out how well its REALLY made.

China dont cooperate with anybody about anything.

Ive always said that everyone gives Leo a hard time about dating young models and other rich celebrities who try to fuck people who are lets be charitable and say “Age inappropriate” (not everyone walks around Hollywood parties with a sign around their neck that says 14yo) that if the rest of us had fame, millions of dollars, movie star charisma and young attractive people trying to fuck us can we absolutely 100% say we wouldnt act any better?

I like that Pagani exists, I like the cars they make, I have 0 desire to own one.

Theres enough vanilla AF mid sized soft roaders.