The most positive thing I can think of is if you turn the system off, the game stops.

Palfarm’s promo video is very elaborate for a joke. I think it might actually be legit.

“Your” computer? Hahahahahahaha, yeaaahhh, no. No no no no no no. :-)

Original hardware, modern TV, flash cart/ODE/internal hard drive softmodded whenever possible.

Emulators for any game console from before the 3D era. NES, SNES, and Sega Genesis would all be good candidates. You’ll have a ton of good games you can play any time.

Correction: IT people hate printers.

Good. Let them cook. :-)