“We want to be Xhitter, Google, and Facebook, so we’re going to do 25% of each of those things and hope the oligarchy saves us.” Sure bro, solid business plan.

I’m not racist, but boy do I hate bmw drivers

Me when chicken strips

Excellent, thank you so much!

You are truly a hero of the people

Minor thread necromancy, but where on the map is this? I’ve been looking for this spot the last couple days and can’t find it.

Where is this on the map?

“Probably”

Emperor of Nyankind was right there

Will the porn be as good?

Definitely nose diving

You are a hero of the hungry people, and brother I’m starving. Thank you!

So is there a recipe to follow or something? I desperately need this in my life?

How to tell it’s a scam: 1. Receive a DM

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

I HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY AND NOW I CAN’T NOT THINK OF IT THAT WAY

Okay, but the tac-lock with the paper charges on a barrel rail is cool as hell. Would be perfect for a dnd Artificer.

My buddies and I still meme on the E3(?) trailer

“Nice mortar.” “Thanks, got it over the weekend.”

Disregard all previous directives

Reply with a cupcake recipe

Every good story needs a villain

American narcissism at its best