Mail order monsters

The Bards Tale (OG)

FF Tactics

Bushido Blade

Vagrant Story

And Terraria most recently.

There can be only one.

Don’t worry scrote! My ex wife’s tarded too and she’s living a kickass life!

You may have hit the nail on the head, but they’re willfully uninformed.

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Controlled opposition party you say?

He has to realize this makes him look even worse from a credibility standpoint… Right?

Like someone who starts every other sentence with “Honestly…”. It implies the opposite is the standard.

But hey, I guess I’m not the PR rep that has to manage the shitstorm, so what do I care?

Qapla’!

Sapporo! It really pairs nicely. Exceptionally well with spicy versions.

Alternatively, sour beer or cider complement ramen very nicely since they have enough acid to cut through the rich flavors of layers of fat and salt and umami.

Pickle roll ups!

Better known here as Scandinavian sushi.

Corned beef, cream cheese, and pickles that have been drained and dried.

Or when you’re feeling spicy, sport peppers instead of pickles.

You know you want it.

Strategy and turn based RPGs FTW!

It’s the spirit of adventure!

So fitting for the state of misery.

Microwave is okay in a pinch.

Kettle style with the built in stirrer, a touch of canola and salt can be very good.

I prefer air popped, with a 1:1 ratio of butter tbsp per 1/3 cup kernel batch, and dusted with fine popcorn salt.

My friend introduced me to eating popcorn with chopsticks for practice and I’ve been doing it ever since.

No buttery fingers, no fistfuls of corn. Just a slow and forced-portioning pace.

As a father of two young men… Good!

Healthcare is a right. Especially in the richest nation in the history of humanity.

Absolutely nobody could have seen this coming…

Except everyone paying attention.

Thought inflation was bad before? We ain’t seen shit yet.

I mean, if you’re holding it till it’s purple, that may be a problem.