Came here to make that exact joke. Have my upvote.
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AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto World News@lemmy.world•Rhino horns turned radioactive to fight poachers in South AfricaEnglish1·20 hours agoWould probably be some kind of crime but I’m all for it. Not sure it would stop sales though. Sellers would just lie about it like the baby formula.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto World News@lemmy.world•Rhino horns turned radioactive to fight poachers in South AfricaEnglish391·3 days agoStrange new bump in cancer cases soon to be discovered in middle aged Chinese men.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto Europe@feddit.org•Finland's capital Helsinki goes a full year without a traffic deathEnglish7·3 days agoOne huge difference is in how Finland calculate fines. They scale with your income.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto World News@lemmy.world•Ireland parliament member says high-visibility jackets should be mandatory for all pedestriansEnglish32·5 days agoSounds like Ireland should invest some of that money they earn from being a tax-haven into some proper infrastructure.
Also the widespread alcoholism, drug use and domestic violence. Racists say Thai women go to Europe because of the money. Ask them and it’s often because Thai men suck ass.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto UK Politics@feddit.uk•Labour knew Palestine Action posed no violent threat, but banned it anyway amid lobby pressureEnglish171·7 days agoBowing down to an insane cult known for terrorism and murder isn’t a good look.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto World News@lemmy.world•Missionaries using secret audio devices to evangelise Brazil’s isolated peoplesEnglish321·7 days agoThe insane cult of Yahweh wants to spread their sickness far and wide.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Is the air you breathe silently fueling dementia? A 29-million-person study says yesEnglish14·7 days agoI just call it carbrain.
Gf is on eyebrow duty because she enjoys plucking those extra thick long ones out. Otherwise I’d do it myself. Although there will come a time when I just let em go wild and embrace the old man look.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto Technology@lemmy.world•Itch.io deindexes NSFW games after becoming the latest target of skittish credit card companies and anti-porn group Collective Shout, catching an award-winning indie and more in the crossfireEnglish2·8 days agoEach sect of the insane Yahweh-cult has a way bigger body count than the Nazis ever accomplished.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto Music@lemmy.world•King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard pull music off Spotify over 'evil tech bro' ownershipEnglish15·8 days agoNice. Spotify sucks ass. I just use Tidal nowadays but there are other, better alternatives.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•A Los Angeles man was intentionally hit head-on by a road-raging driverEnglish17·9 days agoCarbrain is a real thing. There are studies on this now.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafetoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•EU commissioner shocked by dangers of some goods sold by Shein and TemuEnglish11·10 days agoNah. I know too many people with too much money who spend it all on garbage and take offence at the suggestion of buying European or something that will last. The cheapest thing is the only thing for them because they’re fucking brain damaged.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto Games@lemmy.world•ESO devs at ZeniMax reel from Microsoft's 'hollow' layoff emails, with some wondering how a 'carcass of workers' is 'supposed to keep shipping award-winning games'English27·11 days agoMaking award winning games aren’t the most effective way to make a quick buck. Getting children addicted to gambling is.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto Europe@feddit.org•"The Irish State pays for China's surveillance in Ireland:" Rights group criticizes government as thousands of China's Hikvision cameras are installed across Ireland despite bans in other countriesEnglish2·11 days agoI’m just comparing them to my experience with other devices.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto Europe@feddit.org•"The Irish State pays for China's surveillance in Ireland:" Rights group criticizes government as thousands of China's Hikvision cameras are installed across Ireland despite bans in other countriesEnglish18·12 days agoInstalled these in a school (not my choice of brand, but management wanted the cheapest possible thing with no other considerations as usual, fuck the privatisation of schools). I blocked them from any and all network access of course. The only thing they could communicate with was the also offline NAS hosting the footage.
They’re pretty shit and I don’t recommend them. Buy European instead if you’re not a broke bum.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafetoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•EU commissioner shocked by dangers of some goods sold by Shein and TemuEnglish2·14 days agoYup. Only trash shop at Shein, Temu and Amazon.
AstaKask@lemmy.cafeto Technology@lemmy.zip•Meta says it won't sign Europe AI agreement, calling it an overreach that will stunt growthEnglish6·14 days agoEveryone who works at Meta is a burden on society
I don’t think anyone has ever thought Belgium was cool. Been to Brussels plenty of times and I think it might be the least cool city in all of Europe. Except for FOSDEM of course. That is pretty damn cool.