Ah yes. Just seen it was the Hale-Bopp comet, not Hailey’s.

Yea human lifespan hasn’t really changed over time but as you say infant mortality, pandemics, war and a complete lack of industrial safety for over a century have skewed the average over the years.

I know plenty of people who are grandparents in their 30s today.

The guy pictured, Marshall Applewhite, wanted to fuck dudes and was ashamed of it so he got castrated. Then, after his best friend and cult’s co-founder died, he convinced a bunch of people that the world was going to end and the only way they could survive was by committing suicide so that their souls could leave on an alien spaceship hidden behind Hale-Bopp comet as it passed by. Nobody can know what he was thinking but I’d wager he was just depressed and didn’t want to die alone.

EDIT: Originally said it was Hailey’s comet.

Nope. Cats have been proven to consistently meow or vocalise in a different way to humans than other cats. So they know the difference.

American Eagle? Am I supposed to believe that a large bird of prey made an ad starring Sydney Sweeney?

Well as we all learnt as children, it takes one to know one.

Yea I can see it becoming a legal requirement for hardware to be certified and monitored to make sure it hasn’t deviated from an approved configuration. Think of the children, it could be used for crimes if not. Self hosting will completely die and any chance of digital freedom completely killed.

Wouldn’t this mean that Trump’s father who’s parents were German and his mother who was born in Scotland weren’t citizens when he was born on American soil, hence he himself isn’t?

That would be Balkan traditions darling.

Please tell me this some garbled AI slop that nobody checked.

Members of the group have rejected accusations of racism, arguing that the group is “not trying to keep other people down.”

Oh sure, you’re just securing the existence of your people and a future for white children. Why is everyone assuming you’re a racist?

Tubular

Smarttube

That is all.

Its all my brain and body need.

Any men here tried sleeping in a night gown? I have and it rode up to my shoulders, might as well have just slept nude.

T to the P to the motherfuckin’ G

Toxo-plasma-gon-dii!

Picture this, you’re a parasite that can inhabit any warm blooded animal but can only reproduce when you’re inhabiting a cat. You start scrambling the brains of mice and rats to make them more likely to run into and provide tasty transport to your feline fuck pads, but that only gets you so far. What’s the best way to bump up your gondii count to insane numbers? Do your little noodle-nobbling act on a species of ape with a big ol’ brain box, giving them the curiosity to think outside of it, leading to the development of the world altering technology that is agriculture. Now those sowing simians and the one animal you need to propagate live in close quarters, infecting each other with you back and forth. Hell, give it enough time and your shaggy shag wagons start to evolve specifically to manipulate those bipedal bonebags into actively taking care of them and even sleeping in the same damn bed! The monkeys get even smarter and don’t need pussy powered pest control anymore? No problem, the population of your kitty cum camps and their custodians has exploded. There’s no chance the relationship between both species is ever going to end at this stage as its an embedded part of human culture. Congratulations, you’ve guaranteed the existence of your kind forever. Or until the whole climate change thing you sort of unknowingly enabled wipes everything out. But hey, not a bad run for an unthinking alveolate.

Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.

Could you imagine a world without checks?

It says no checkS. We’re allowed to take one.