I think only one of is actually counting

Tofu, if it were orange the article would read “…looks like a blob of orange semen”

Still have nostalgic memories of Conker Live and Reloaded. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pVcJxp0jnzo

I do like the idea of a nazi all excited to run a concentration camp ending up in Arkansas or Alaska performing a real mundane job with a ton of paperwork

Why has no one taken to nabbing their fascist fratboi hats like trophies? Not that it’ll do much but I’m sure that some of them are wearing their favorite hat while committing these crimes.

Its unfortunate because I love drugs

Truly insightful. Youre so smart. That being said, please don’t give anyone you love advice.

It’s okay. Some people are too dumb and confident to have actual conversations with.

I feel that. I was banking on that feeling as well. I feel the pressure of it but don’t feel the solace I was looking for.

Thanks. It’s like people think I’m asking if I can be a deadbeat or something. I’m 100% on board with giving this kid my best. I just wanted to know if it would ever feel better running myself ragged.

My brain just figured out i can throw on my headphones last night because theyre comminicating no useful information. I’ve been talking her down a lot over the past few days and she had a call with her college friend who’s now a pediatrician which helped her hit a new calmness that I haven’t seen in a while.

Very much holding out for when we’re able to actually connect/communicate and start development in can actually comprehend.

Them forces WEAK

I’ve been smelling it knowing that’s a thing. It does have a distinct smell to it that developed after ~2 weeks but it’s not triggering anything for me. It’s neither good nor bad unless he has shat himself.

Taking notes. Thanks for the help

Lol back under the bridge with ye

Thanks.

Shifting the goal posts banking on this. Every time I said something like “they’re not real people until you can start communicating with them” i caught a bunch of flack. Glad I’m not the only one. People always asked me if I wanted to meet their 8wk old baby and I saw no point to it.

100% will not neglect this kid. I’m just asking if the “natural” motivation will kick in.

She didn’t really know what she was in for. I don’t blame her. We started with 1 and we’re seeing how that goes.

Already tried to make it very clear that I intend to and already am doing everything i can for this kid. I have no intention of being a bad father. It’s just that I’m not feeling the passion everyone told me I would.