“I wish for an elephant sized cock.”
Oh good, i’m glad that I’m not the only one that instantly thought of this comic somehow involving his desire for an elephant cock.
I feel like there is a pun here that I’m not getting.
He wished for an elephant cock.
Yeah but why is it spotted? Maybe that’s artistic preference?
An elephant cock with the endurance of a cheetah maybe? Or maybe an elephant cock that’s easy to spot.
OH! “A giant cock, a spotted dick see, like an elephant’s arm.” Would fit the prompt perfectly then.
I’m assuming it has to do with him wishing a couple of times to get a bigger reproduction organ, using common euphemisms.
Thanks to xoxox above I think elephant sized was misheard as elephant sided.
He wanted an elephant sized cock.
suddenly a million ducks start flying around the bar, and the guy says ‘what, you think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?’
I don’t know how you did it, but you found a Far Side I’ve never seen before
I literally never understand these
Well at least he’s considerate enough to put the sign
