• drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
    3·
    2 months ago

    I want my body to be hooked up to a bunch of explosives and so during my funeral I can blow up and shower everyone with my guts.

    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
      5·
      2 months ago

      i want a body double in my casket to get out in there middle of the funeral and run away into the nearest forest without an explanation