A fork and a knife
Wetsuit and 6ft bong
An empty wallet and far too many hobbies.
Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians
Bong and blow lighter
A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.
a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall
Glasses (missing)
Extra large toilet roll
A cat and a… cat.
Yep. Except I’m a dude.
So is she.
We are all dudes on this blessed day.
If you live in California for more than a few weeks you quickly learn that “dude” has as much meaning and gender as 6-7.
She is dude. The meme is dude. The cats are dudes. Her clothes are dudes. Her shoes are dudes. Her expression is dude. Falling and breaking her hip is dude.
So yes, we are all dude.
Dude is all.
Always.
Yup, dude is only size conscious. All things are just dudes, little dudes, or big dudes.
Speak for yourself
Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft
Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.
Ibuprofen and an Energy drink
Gallows and a buttplug
Nice
Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let’s jiggle!
I guess I’ll take the red dancing shoes and action bills, then. Also pills. Lots of pills
Commence to jigglin’!
A laptop and an… uhhh… a laptop and a… fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.
A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.
Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you’re teaching them how to run Linux on both.
This is me.
God im the most boring, terminally online person ever.
