kafka content? on my funhole?
drinking porn and watching Pepsi
Whoa. Neat.
At the same time!
An average day for me!
Porpsi
Thank you for creating content
Sent from my Mobilek
Relatable.
You cant trick me, Mobilek is a phone in disguise and phone bad. Go read a book!
Your loss.
@pmjv
Speak not of the mobilek… or mobilek will speak of youSometimes when I fall asleep, I let Mobilek whisper sweet lies into my ear.
Hot!
… ohh, it took me a while but the alternative would have been “mobile-k” …
Also found these … prob to add the allotted data for the Mobilek to talk to his sky buddy Satilek.

Thank you for creating honest review content! Sip pepsi!
Heck yeah!
I want it! 🤤
Thank you for creating pornographic content
No problem!
I already have a PalmPilot, why would I need this?
Are you good friends with your PalmPilot?
I love the MOBILEK word
It was actually a contender for Oxford’s Word of The Year!
Winner should have been
Thank you for making JEFF K. :( content!
My pleasure :(
Thank you for creating friendship content!
My pleasure, friend!
I need to take by mobilek to the penguin shop in the city.
To get a vintage Mobilek case?
Exactly!
And install a few things.
Secret, illegal thighs the megamatacorps don’t want you to have.
Mmmm great content - ironically also viewed on my own mobilek.
It’s not irony, it’s the way of friendship! Thanks for engaging with my content!
Thank you for creating Pepsi ™ content!
Always happy to!






