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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Zink@programming.dev
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    6 hours ago

    I love this one because his voice comes through SO clearly when I read the text.

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      It’s also a very Paulie take on things: so close, yet so far.

      IMO, peak Sopranos is Tony’s reaction to his voice while in a coma. We finally get an idea of how he really comes across after many seasons.

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    I believe that. But you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today
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    7 hours ago

    When I sleep on my right arm it hurts. But sleep me just keeps doing it!

    Should awake me drug myself to keep asleep me in control?

    Also I want mine and your foreskin back.

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    The guy’s an interior decorator!

  • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    I fucking love this one!

  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    They also have a trans railway in Siberia. Only trans people are allowed to use it.

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      22 hours ago

      Not just in Siberia. Though this one is defunct.

      • Zink@programming.dev
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        6 hours ago

        please tell me it says HEE on the back!

        • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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          Yes but in Russian Cyrillic, “ТЕЕ НЕЕ” is pronounced “tée née”. In fact, no letter makes the “H” sound in Russian, the closest is Х (usually transliterated kh, which is not quite the sound, that’s most similar to Scottish loch). You can pair almost any vowel with Х to get a Russian laugh with a specific mood.

          • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world
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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans_Europ_Express

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Wait till you hear about transcontinental flights.

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      We have a highway that goes all across Canada that’s for trans people.

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    Very talented people, the Trans

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      24 hours ago

      They make a delightful phở, too

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    2 days ago

    Why are all his fingers the same length?

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      Woodchipper

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        deleted by creator

    • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world
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      Cause he’s a bit special you see

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      3 out of 5 at least…

      • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
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        That’s closer to all than none!

  • girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Huh?

    • EpeeGnome@feddit.online
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      It’s a reference to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, the joke being a misunderstanding of this use of the word Trans to be short for transexual, when in this context it’s actually meant to modify Siberian, as the band’s name is a reference to the Trans-Siberian railway.

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        ain’t no way the entire Siberian railway is trans

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          Ain’t no way the entire continental railroad is trans.

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    Sure is, it’s so cold over there both upper and/or lower balls have frozen off.

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    They have a regular Siberian orchestra too.

    Its like regular Olympics and special Olympics.

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