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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    It’s his fault really, there’s no apostrophe.

    • snooggums@midwest.social
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      1 year ago

      Dogs 'bowl?

      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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        That’s silly. It’s dogs b’owl.

        • lseif@sopuli.xyz
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          the 'dog’s bowl obviously

      • Piemanding@sh.itjust.works
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        1 year ago

        m’bowl. Tips hat

  • lugal@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Time flies like an arrow
    Fruit flies like a banana

    • gens@programming.dev
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      You’d think they’d like grapes more.

      • lugal@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Are you talking about fruit flies or time flies?

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