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minus-squareandrew0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·edit-212 days agoGet a dog. I’m now forced to get up early to take it out, otherwise it will pee on my bed. (Do not actually get a pet if you cannot take care of them.)
minus-squareandyburke@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up55·12 days agoAlso, children will do this to you. (DO NOT actually have children if you are just trying to wake up earlier.)
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·12 days agoA tamagotchi will also do this. (DO get a tamagotchi if you are trying to wake earlier)
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 days agoYou can apparently buy one for 37€ right now. They’re still in production and have sold nearly 90 million units over the years.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 days agoThey made a hatsune miku tamagotchi.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days agomy kid has started waking up later…
minus-squareandyburke@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days agothat quiet time before everyone else wakes up 👍
minus-squareAnissem@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·12 days agoEven better, try two puppies. Sleep will be your last problem now.
minus-square5in1K@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-212 days agoI am up at 5:15 every weekday, my dog stays in bed until I make her go outside and pee before I leave at 5:55. If left to her own devices she’ll want out around 9am. Mileage may vary
Get a dog. I’m now forced to get up early to take it out, otherwise it will pee on my bed.
(Do not actually get a pet if you cannot take care of them.)
Also, children will do this to you.
(DO NOT actually have children if you are just trying to wake up earlier.)
A tamagotchi will also do this.
(DO get a tamagotchi if you are trying to wake earlier)
Do they still make those?
You can apparently buy one for 37€ right now. They’re still in production and have sold nearly 90 million units over the years.
They made a hatsune miku tamagotchi.
Did the trick for me!
my kid has started waking up later…
that quiet time before everyone else wakes up 👍
Even better, try two puppies. Sleep will be your last problem now.
I am up at 5:15 every weekday, my dog stays in bed until I make her go outside and pee before I leave at 5:55. If left to her own devices she’ll want out around 9am. Mileage may vary