• DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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        14 days ago

        Also, how could a vampire sleep except in their coffin.

        You know what I think? I think this guy is really The Invisible Man. The monsters can see him because they have monster eyes that see infrared. They not only drew dicks on his face, they also dressed him up like Dracula. When the real Dracula shows up, he’s gonna be so pissed!

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      14 days ago

      In the original Dracula, Jonathan doesn’t see Dracula at all in the mirror, while markedly not commenting on whether or not he’d been speaking with a naked old man for the past few minutes.

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      14 days ago

      It doesn’t make a ton of physical sense either way, so might as well declare it to work that way in this comic…

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        14 days ago

        Naw, I figured it out.

        The cartoon is far more subtle than we realized.

        That’s not Dracula, that’s the Invisible Man. The Werewolf [and maybe Frankenstein] can see infrared. Not only did they draw dicks on his face they dressed him up like Dracula to screw with the real vampire when he shows up.

        My proof is that the real Dracula wouldn’t fall asleep except in a coffin at daybreak.

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    14 days ago

    The mummy playing a pretty dangerous game there. How much dust are those bandages holding together?

    Or can you just bleach a mummy whole?