• Geodad@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    It also keeps me out of jail.

    I’m far less likely to slap the shit out of someone once I’m caffeinated.

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        17 hours ago

        I’m not aware of any correlation between caffeine consumption and violence.

        Alcohol is a different story.