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OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released

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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released

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OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Gutted Christians say 'God is delaying Rapture' until Epstein Files are released
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After the rapture failed to happen on Tuesday, many Christians are blaming it on the fact Donald Trump hasn't released a trove of documents relating to Jeffrey Epstein
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    If the only reason you’re not doing those things is out of fear of eternal punishment then you’re not a good person.

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      Define “good”

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        Oh shit, Jordan Peterson is on Lemmy.

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          No. Not him. Anyone but him.

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            Define “anyone”.

            My statement was clear, and instead of addressing it you are trying to change the subject to arguing about definitions. I’m not biting.

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              He’s not even a Christian

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