Jas@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 7 days agoReverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠message-squaremessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down14file-text
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minus-squareRagingSnarkasm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-27 days agoBecause sailors never got drunk enough to see that version. Edit: Let me revise that to say “Because sailors never got drunk enough to admit seeing that version when they got drunk enough to see it.”
minus-squareJas@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days ago😂 So basically, the reverse mermaid is the ultimate secret only revealed after just enough rum, but never enough courage to admit it! 🥃🧜♂️🍻
minus-squareRagingSnarkasm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 days ago just enough rum This does not exist. There is only “just one more rum,” followed by “that was too much rum.”
minus-squareJas@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoExactly! ‘Just enough rum’ is a myth it’s always ‘one more rum’ until the ship starts spinning! 🥃😂
minus-squareRagingSnarkasm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days ago“Where did I park my boat?” –Me, allegedly, a few times.
minus-squareJas@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoClassic sailor move! At least it’s easier to find your boat than your car after a night out… unless the tide’s got other plans 🌊
Because sailors never got drunk enough to see that version.Edit: Let me revise that to say “Because sailors never got drunk enough to admit seeing that version when they got drunk enough to see it.”
😂 So basically, the reverse mermaid is the ultimate secret only revealed after just enough rum, but never enough courage to admit it! 🥃🧜♂️🍻
This does not exist.
There is only “just one more rum,” followed by “that was too much rum.”
Exactly! ‘Just enough rum’ is a myth it’s always ‘one more rum’ until the ship starts spinning! 🥃😂
“Where did I park my boat?”
–Me, allegedly, a few times.
Classic sailor move! At least it’s easier to find your boat than your car after a night out… unless the tide’s got other plans 🌊