Two 15-year-olds have been charged with unarmed carjacking after allegedly attacking Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, the teenage software engineer and former Neuralink intern who became a prominent figure in the Trump administration’s cost-cutting Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).
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Once again we see that the police work for the elite class and elites alone. Could you imagine how little would be done if Mr. Swollen Testicles had been some working class schlub? The paperwork to report the crime probably wouldn’t have even been filed at this point.
Dang, maybe next time
Two? I guess the reporting of it being 10 kids is a programming joke
I’m sure the judge will let them off with a “boys will be boys,” right?
