I find adding a crank to anything quaint and hilarious. Even if just photoshoppedtm
A steam whistle that required a good crank and verifying subscrrription overrr dialup would end me
Edit: it must be a crank and it has to play the all around the blueberry bush progress song like the Sid’s handy jack in the box in Toy Story 1
Aight i thought that already extinct as 18650 li-ion battery is so common now, apparently it still being made.