Cocaine? At the BBC? Cocaine?! Well I never! Where are my pearls? My PEARLS, I say! Bring them to me for I may clutch them!

No one cares who does coke anymore but when the beeb drop this Richard Bacon will be looking at them going “OH OKAY! SURE!”

I assume it’s been always happened and been an open secret only this time some puritan at the BBC caught 2 consenting adults.

…well, yeah

Is it Tess and Claudia? Live Blue Peter apology needed.

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