• Impound4017@sh.itjust.works
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    12 days ago

    Naw, Mormons already know the joys of sinning, they just don’t do it in public or around other Mormons.

    There’s a common joke here in Utah that’s relevant, and it goes something like this: How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer? Invite a second Mormon.

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      12 days ago

      Personal experience is that quits holding up once they get to Idaho or Wyoming… had several coolers get lighter, as the beers went on “mission.”

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        God is only watching while you’re in the holy land, eh? I’ve definitely met Mormons who operated on Rumspringa rules. Hell, I’ve been a Mormon who operated on Rumspringa rules lol