In a confusing turn of events, Donald Trump was welcomed to Scotland by bagpipes this week, with locals unable to tell which overinflated, blustering bag of air was which. […]
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Bagpipes rock in It’s a Long Way to The Top, can’t say the same for the other one.
> be me
> visiting Scotland for the first time
> massively jetlagged and planning on sleeping in
> hear the most god-awful pants-shitting noise coming from outside
> imtoooldforthisshit.jpg
> wonder why they don’t just chuck this monstrosity in the ocean
> people only pretend to like the sound
> a legacy of annoyance
> people will dance in the streets when the last one is destroyed
> Donald Trump is cheating at golf outside my window
> pic unrelatedMaybe it’s an international yokai
