Just my personal ranking of the shark movies I watched for c/BMovieBonanza Shark Week 20th-27th July, 2025. All I cared about was entertainment value, not serious artistic merit.
My Shark Week 2025 Movie Ranking
| Title | Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  |
Ninja vs Shark | 5 |
| 2 |  |
Meg 2: The Trench | 4.5 |
| 3 |  |
Under Paris | 4 |
| 4 |  |
Shark Night | 3.5 |
| 5 |  |
Santa Jaws | 2.5 |
| 6 |  |
Shark! | 2 |
| 7 |  |
Cocaine Shark | 1 |
| 8 |  |
Narco Shark | 0 |
WARNING:
- All these films (except maybe Santa Jaws, Meg 2, and Shark!) should not be viewed by children.
- Cocaine Shark and Narco Shark shoud not be viewed by anyone.
(I should probably downgrade Cocaine Shark’s score to half or even a quarter of a shark, but that’s the score I gave it in my original post so it stays.)
If on a curve you still give that movie a B then I admire your commitment to watching garbage
Well, I did watch Cocaine Shark to the bitter end… whether that means I am committed or should be committed is for the Mental Health Board to decide.