The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoAn unfortunate choice of wordsimagemessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up1617arrow-down110
arrow-up1607arrow-down1imageAn unfortunate choice of wordsThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square45linkfedilink
minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·8 days agoIf you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you’re a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn’t hit?
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down3·8 days ago- Michael Scott
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down2·8 days ago— Abraham Lincoln
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·7 days agoBut you fuck one goat…
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoThere were over a dozen that did hit if you count both times he got hit. No idea how many missed, likely a lot.
If you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you’re a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn’t hit?
My toilet
— Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
— Abraham Lincoln
— Tupac
— Albert Einstein
– Gretz Waynkey
– The bus driver
But you fuck one goat…
There were over a dozen that did hit if you count both times he got hit. No idea how many missed, likely a lot.