https://github.com/Shadlock0133/cargo-vibe
I thought it was a joke, but this is actually viable and even configurable
By default,
cargo-vibe
will, on success, vibe full strength for 3 seconds.You can change that by setting
CARGO_VIBE_PATTERN
environment variable. For example, to set it vibe for 1.5 second on 20% strength, you can do:CARGO_VIBE_PATTERN="0.2 1.5s" cargo vibe <cmd>
You can also set full patterns of vibes to run, by separating them with slashes
/
. Here is one example:CARGO_VIBE_PATTERN="0.4 1s/0.6 1s/0.8 0.75s/1.0 0.25s"
Wait, there’s more! https://github.com/funkeleinhorn/cargo-shock
To let Cargo Shock trigger your shock collar use:
cargo shock build
To use it everytime you can
alias cargo="cargo shock"
.Cargo Shock can also be combined with other tools like Cargo Mommy and Cargo Vibe like this:
cargo mommy vibe shock build ...
And they have a really slick site: https://openshock.org/
Now I’m imagining some poor Sub being made to successfully code something in a horrible language in order to unlock a chastity cage 😅
daddy knows you can solve this brainfuck code golf~ you have 3 more compile attempts before your key gets melty-weltyed~
Physical keys, in 2025? No thanks, id rather use this wifi accessible remote lock that we got a great deal on the chips for (because they were cracked 10 years ago). /s
remote access by hackers is a feature not a vulnerability >:3
That’s disgusting, I can’t believe there are people who use Rust
🦀
>:(
The management at work is always pestering me about how we could improve our developers’ performance… :3
Obviously the company would need to invest in some new hardware first. Or maybe BYOD would be better in this case…https://buttplug.io/ for the lazy
WTF I JUST READ
Hehe I know who inspired you to make this post & where you got that image from :P