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The deep V neck shirt

When everyone starts using the same style, it’s either everyone’s hiring the same artist (unlikely) or they used AI.

It only works if you’re barefoot or wearing non-rubber soles on your shoes.

Your friends have no idea what you look like sober.

Thank goodness for the JIT and compiler optimizations.

The original horse girl for dragons

When all your users are bots, it stops mattering.

It still has too much meaning, history, and baggage to change so quickly.

If everyone’s a bully, does that mean nobody is one?

You can’t cause delinquency if you’re too busy getting 8 hours of sleep.

He’s jealous that his doesn’t look like that.

Which is more expensive, your A/C running 24/7 or it suddenly stopping?

Well Mozilla was a founding member of the Rust foundation. They’re just not a platinum member.

All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I’ll order a tab.

Me to the tattoo artist: “show your work”

I was here first.

You were just supposed to type it, not post it!

Looks like new sign ups are paused right now, but it’s definitely something to keep an eye on.

The economy is like fairies. If you don’t believe in it, it stops existing.

Those beavers just stole our jobs!