what if it was live action but all the horses and occult monsters were stop motion puppetry, like Who Killed Roger Rabbit but the framerates won’t match and you will get motion sickness headaches and it will look fuckin sick as hell

me who pronounces it “fi-lay”: 🤨

sometimes when I feel really agitated I remember to try turning off the music/podcast and go “ooooh so that was it” even though 2 hours ago I absolutely needed that music/podcast to not lose the entirety of my shit

congrats you are being considered for a position at Lumon, your recitation of the core values really set you apart from other candidates

depends on the study

“just one more crackdown bro i swear we’re this close to winning the war on drugs just trust me bro only one more ban will solve it please i swear bro”

hi there I’m somebody struggling with credit card debt who is considered extremely frugal with purchases

the bulk of my credit debt was incurred when I was forced to pay several months of rent using my credit card during unemployment that resulted from a mental health crisis

not everyone with credit card debt got those balances buying “frivolous” things and even many of those who did were buying those things as self-medication along the same lines as abusing alcohol, drugs, food, etc. (not an excuse, but still a reason to empathize)

a lot of people I know with large credit card balances have them because they were forced to put uncovered health expenses or astronomically large copays onto the cards in order to not severely damage their health or outright die

just a friendly reminder that the elite weaponize the working class sentiment of “some people are so much more lazy/irresponsible with money/etc. than I am!” to keep us at each other’s throats shaming each other instead of sticking together as a community

i feel more like my brain is crappy 15 year old midrange spec hardware but now that I’ve put Linux on it and am learning how to use it, it can sorta keep up with modern PCs

(the Linux is stimulants lol)

still mad about the fact that so many uneducated first world crybabies effectively blocked this from getting used where it was needed

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FETCH THE FANCY STOPWATCH COUNTING-BOY

that’d be WAY more fun than a pancake GM or whatever the hell they use lol

it’s kinda steampunk

you can make a cloud chamber with clear plastic containers, a really cold frozen thing, high proof alcohol, and hot water (example)

these can visualize cosmic radiation, or you can always hold a smoke detector next to it to see it really pop off

so you can literally have an inexpensive hobby involving nuclear physics haha

if you define nuclear bomb as “exothermic reaction resulting from decay of an atomic nucleus,” there’s a shit ton of single-atom nuclear bombs going off in your body rn lol

Brooklyn plumbing problems

That’s the point. Companies want a free lunch instead of pulling themselves up by their bootstraps and training new employees

“bUt WhAt iF tHeY jUsT uSe mY cOmPaNy FoR tRaInInG tHeN gO wOrK sOmEwHeRe ElSe” sounds like the free market at work, shoulda made your company a better place to sell their labor, idiot!

delicious sweet spicy chili paste

This sounds like it’s causing you to feel stressed and out of control, so I definitely recommend seeing a doctor. Even if nothing is physically abnormal it should help you to feel that someone is listening to your concerns and can give you advice and guidance.

I’ve told doctors about my worries that were much more minor, and when I apologized for “bothering them” they reassured me. They reminded me that it’s their job to answer those kinds of questions, and it’s always better to ask than to not say anything.

i had no idea there was a dairy free taco hell option, ty for bringing this to my awareness!