Ha! It takes four robots to do the amount of doomscrolling one human can do!
Oh, no, corporate just realized that could get four times as much viewership of their ads if they replace a human with four robots. Sure, it may be more costly overall, but their advertisement partners have seen significant increases in analytics and they really like that.
It won’t matter to the current leadership anyway, as most of the C suite will have moved on their next host within 3-5 quarters. Whatever wreckage they leave behind is in the past and therefore doesn’t exist.
Just wait until they get more RAM!
This genuinely made me chuckle. I didn’t see that coming at all, but it’s pretty accurate. Now make them suggest places to go out to eat and have each one object to another’s suggestions for about an hour.
This is basically the premise of the book and TV show Murderbot.
